Author: grim
Summary:
A short blunder of the week featurette written by Count Cu in june 2011.
karma
n.
1. Hinduism; Buddhism The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.
2. Fate; destiny.
Cosmictruth, the latest Myther to be officially recognized by the community as being a better player than blade meets ww2 turned reg Myth superstar karma on a flank. Both are relatively smart players, while karma is prone to
Oh.
Karma gets horribly pussed within seconds of the two flanks meeting and in a display of frantic Mything he launches his own pus right up Hervard of the Bloody Stump's backside. Fortunately for Wintergreen he's only frozen for seconds and so manages to leave with his life and fragments of karma's pride. However, Cosmictruth, being high on glory, isn't quite ready to let either karma nor Arzenic off the hook.
Apparently Arz was also sexually assaulted despite his only contribution being silent contempt. Regardless, Team Happy Face wins the map as Kilgrath on the opposite side of the map managed to do what karma couldn't and fully suicided his FG only minutes into the match.
Two maps later and we're reminded of grim's thorough mesh selection as yet again FGs, and Cosmictruth, are featured.
Team Happy Face's latest recruit, Cyctos, steals karma's job and gets a straight line pus right on Cos' FG.
Annnnd obviously in moment of inspiration from karma's previous calm under fire, Cosmic's ghol lets a 90 mph pusball fly right into his own heron's backside. If karma weren't so incapable, this article would be done already. Alas, we move onto map four where Cosmic is making a hard charge towards Happy Face's flag with a healthy assortment of warrio..
Oh dear.
Cosmic with the remains of his lost legion
Alright it's cool, Cosmic has a dwarf and redemption is at hand with an epic flag def...
No..
NO GOD NO!
