Myth Villains - Most Interesting/Least Interesting:

[DBSeeker]

Most Interesting:

1. Zaknafein - ZAKZAKZAKZAKZAKZAKZAKZAK

Definitely the greatest villain in this game's history, even though he emerged in the twilight of the game's history. Still, his trolling work is quite impressive. This is a man who has participated in some of the most shameful Myth dummying schemes (LOLMWC, Stone Soup, the corruption of Matty Jr.), participated in general lobby abuse, and even, extended his trolling to the arena of mapmaking, by flooding the market with substandard plugins. On top of that he still managed to sneak his way into both NP & NC, even though he's generally reviled by just about everyone in the game. There's no other troll in Myth history who has so thoroughly attacked the game across so many different mediums. He is the best. He's what god cops wishes he could be.

2. Tainted Bliss - sharkdrivingabus

He's not the most devious or evil villain. He's not evil in the Myth sense at all. He's not a gloater, or a braggart. He often does things to prove a greater point. Sometimes he makes grave mistakes. TB proves that villainous acts (deleting the mwc04 database) can be the result of pure incompetence. He's also the type of villain that pushes his villainy in ways to prove a larger point (LOLMWC). Thus, he displays dimensions of character that most villains in this game's history never possessed. Most villains in this game just talk a lot of trash, and act rude. Only a select few have their villainy rooted in motivations that were never villainous at all.

3. THOR - THOR

Line. Noob. Rush.

Other villains may have had a larger impact (GKG, Adrenaline). Other villains may be more churlish (rawr, liger). Only one villain took textbook villainy and added the twist of colorful dismissive broken English.


Least Favorite Villains:

1. God Cops: A tired act that was tired from day one. This villain had no oomph on his own. He had no power on his own. He was not original. The Trow Council was the same type of shit that rank h00r players were spouting about since MWC 98.

He couldn't accomplish anything with TCox to amplify his voice. Team HoHo proved that the Emperor had no clothes, once and for all.

2. Pallor: Sup Meg Sagi. She had nothing but imagined victimhood & condescending commentary underpinning her reign. Bleh.

3. Pogue: A neutered version of KROK.

[Zak]

When grim banned me from mwc08 i used all the stone soup accounts to vote for migraine in an article contest grim was winning. Cost him $50, outrigged the grimrigger, and got poetic justice for the team he deleted

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

How am I not #1 on both of these lists?

[DBSeeker]

You lack the multidimensional chaos of a Zaknafein and the tragedy of TB and the comedy of THOR.

You're way too likable to be ranked with the likes of god cops & Pallor.

This list is from my perspective. It's not definitive or authoritative.

Feel free to reply with your own list though. I'm curious to see what you have to say KROKOMITE.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

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[Revan]

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[Boxer]

How am I not #1 on both of these lists?

Cause if myth were the Republican Party, you'd be Sara Palin. Sure you got a great set of game skills, and won a few Male Watching Chicks contests with your natural talent, but over all your a decent person and lack the pure niggery that is Dick Cheney.