The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

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The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

Postby grim » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:43 pm

The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller
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"The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller" by Blade from MWC11.


The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

ARE YOU 4 BALLS?

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ARE YOU SICK AND BORED OF BEING 4 BALLS?

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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MYTH LIKE A 3 BALLER?

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THEN READ AHEAD FRIENDS, AND LEARN HOW!!

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The key to 3 balling is 3-fold: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">1. Indecision, 2. Bad Decision, 3. Indifference

An easy way to spot a 3 baller is looking at their names. Here, you have a misspelled villain from a fantasy series, and a nondescript noun or African American vampire slayer. Either way, not exactly geniuses we're dealing with.
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When faced with a normal, uncomplicated situation, complicate matters as best you can.

<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 1: Indecision
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Unescapable corners are your best friends!

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NO. Here you are about to make a 4-baller, or even 2 baller, common sense decision, this is not what we are looking for.

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AN INCREDIBLE RECOVERY!! A horrid decision after almost making a good one, you will be shedding that 4th ball in no time with these kinds of plays.

<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 2: Bad Decision
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If possible, move onto Step 3 while still in Step 2, as this will maximize your apparent indifference. This can be achieved by laughing at your failure while it's still possible to correct it.

<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 3: Indifference
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At this point you're already 3, maybe 2 balls. If you want, repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as possible to achieve a more lasting reputation.

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An easy way to know if you've played like a 3 baller is if you've left your team no chance to win. In this case, all hope is lost, and in record time.

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LIGHTEN THE MOOD UP A BIT! YOU'RE A 3 BALLER NOW!

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Re: The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

Postby switch » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:43 am

A concise guide on how not to *cruiser* up.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI[/youtube]

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Re: The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

Postby samuel » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:15 pm

oh my god this was hilarious...

This may be the sole reason to house of Blards second place finish in 2011

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Re: The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller

Postby Vantobia » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:08 pm

4.5 out of 5 potatoes


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