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by Wank
12 Aug 2018, 16:52
Forum: Myth World Cup 2018
Topic: I am Forming a team
Replies: 4
Views: 135

Re: I am Forming a team

No you join TCL. Or I won't mage ever again.
by Wank
02 Aug 2018, 03:28
Forum: Myth World Cup 2018
Topic: Myth 2 Skill Ratings (Quantative TAs) w/ Results
Replies: 30
Views: 1735

Re: Myth 2 Skill Ratings (Quantative TAs) w/ Results

Wank is currently unranked- Think of me as the ultimate pad.
by Wank
10 Aug 2016, 01:30
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: Wank is an Angry Individual:
Replies: 2
Views: 345

Re: Wank is an Angry Individual:

It all started during my childhood. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would mak...
by Wank
09 Aug 2016, 22:20
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: One. Concise. MWC2016 Thread.
Replies: 63
Views: 4282

Re: One. Concise. MWC2016 Thread.

IS THIS TRUE LSO??

ARE YOU IN FOSTER CARE??

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by Wank
09 Aug 2016, 22:17
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: Week 2 Announcement and Scheduling: Saturday 3pm EST
Replies: 3
Views: 400

Re: Week 2 Announcement and Scheduling: Saturday 3pm EST

New proposed tournament name: The Alternative Kickball MWC Finals Final 2016
by Wank
09 Aug 2016, 22:15
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: DE2 The Wight Foundation vs Team Insert Sun 3PM 8/14 (Pend)
Replies: 8
Views: 559

Re: DE2 The Wight Foundation vs Team Insert Sun 3PM 8/14 (Pe

Saturday is a no go but fall back / later Sunday sounds good.
by Wank
08 Aug 2016, 12:34
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: Syn auto loss
Replies: 10
Views: 876

Re: Syn auto loss

If syn are morons and you got stomped by syn last tournament, you are clearly operating at a sub moron level. Good job losing to TWF, we 5-0'd them.

I'm with LK. You guys aren't worth playing, glad you left the tournament.
by Wank
08 Aug 2016, 12:31
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: Week 1 Results
Replies: 2
Views: 350

Re: Week 1 Results

SO MUCH FOR BETTER GAMES..
by Wank
02 Aug 2016, 17:03
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: MWC Finals 2016 Maps
Replies: 38
Views: 1959

Re: MWC Finals 2016 Maps

LOL, the butthurt is gettin real in here gents. Keep it comin wank, yur fukn gold. The chatblighting is only in round 1 of DE form, not even finals status yet. Much like your 'world cup'.. more like Myth World Coup. My butt doesn't hurt as much as yours, clearly. My dick is sort of sore from slappi...
by Wank
02 Aug 2016, 13:07
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: Tirri:
Replies: 5
Views: 445

Re: Tirri:

i am deeply saddened be recent events. it just goes to show how stupidly people will behave when left to their own devices without a godlike figure like grimothy. everything started out as a fun little coup with only limp and par being interested and/or invested in the first place. now it escalated...
by Wank
02 Aug 2016, 13:02
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: THE MULTIPLE WUSS CONVENTION FINALS 2016
Replies: 0
Views: 278

THE MULTIPLE WUSS CONVENTION FINALS 2016

For those who were wondering, this is the actual name of this new tournament.

They are like the green party. While they exist, they are definitely without a doubt a bunch of dingbat crybabies, who are afraid to lose to the big dogs.
by Wank
02 Aug 2016, 12:59
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: MWC Finals 2016 Maps
Replies: 38
Views: 1959

Re: MWC Finals 2016 Maps

Your map picks are terrible and lack creativity. I propose you jerkoffs play single player coop at the same time and whoever can beat the map first wins the MWC FINALS 2016. I figured out what this tournament stands for and why you should only be allowed to play coop. THE MULTIPLE WUSS CONVENTION FI...
by Wank
02 Aug 2016, 01:35
Forum: Alternative MWC Finals 2016
Topic: New Team
Replies: 0
Views: 272

New Team

I'm submitting two teams into your tournament. We will somehow have problems with your rules and will split off forming our own tournament. This new tournament will be called THE FINAL MWC FINALS 2016. I just won and kept my undefeated in myth tournament play status. That is all.
by Wank
01 Aug 2016, 23:52
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016
Replies: 60
Views: 2970

Re: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016

Your reading comprehension skills make you a vital part of this 'too stupid' community. And I guess you would be too then with your ability to detect sarcasm. LOL sar·casm ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his re...
by Wank
01 Aug 2016, 20:57
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016
Replies: 60
Views: 2970

Re: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016

There are arguably 4 contending teams, and only 1 favors paris (coincidentally the team that paris is on, with a spineless captain who would never say anything negative about any of his teammates no matter how retarded they may be. gotta maintain the facade of team cohesion no matter what). Another...
by Wank
01 Aug 2016, 15:04
Forum: Gate of Storms
Topic: GOS DoWN!?!
Replies: 3
Views: 733

GOS DoWN!?!

n/t
by Wank
30 Jul 2016, 12:41
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016
Replies: 60
Views: 2970

Re: Officially Taking Over Myth World Cup 2016

Myth 2: Chatblighter 2016 Championship thread.
by Wank
16 Jul 2016, 10:45
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: How I feel today
Replies: 9
Views: 675

Re: How I feel today

I don't get why France gets so much hate from terrorists and nutjobs. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/07/charlie-hebdo-cartoons-paris-french-newspaper-shooting_n_6429552.html The French have a history of provoking the most aggressive states in history and getting destroyed. See Roman Empire v...
by Wank
11 Jul 2016, 21:38
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Zak vs. Vinylrake: Most Underrated Myth Rivalry of All Time
Replies: 7
Views: 418

Re: Zak vs. Vinylrake: Most Underrated Myth Rivalry of All T

Today, we'll hear the riveting story of how Limp started as a FR raid whore then moved on to mui and eventual m2sbr stardom. Those stories and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 minutes.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2_1ZZU4HUo[/youtube]
by Wank
11 Jul 2016, 21:32
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Warm Welcome
Replies: 12
Views: 558

Re: Warm Welcome

Just wanted to post real quick and talk about how as a huge Myth fan that's played through TFL and Soulblighter many many times over the course of 15 years or so, I think it's really neat how unwelcoming the people in this community are. So I've played like 5 games total in multiplayer. I never rea...
by Wank
11 Jul 2016, 21:29
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC QR1 Noobs Vs. Team Glad Schedule
Replies: 9
Views: 385

Re: MWC QR1 Noobs Vs. Team Glad Schedule

Revan - if you're trying to make a joke, you should at least not do so using players who are under the impression they are on your team. You should at least make it truly comic relying upon past myth history to create unusual combinations that will never truly happen. Say for example, putting Scrat...
by Wank
11 Jul 2016, 13:34
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC QR1 Noobs Vs. Team Glad Schedule
Replies: 9
Views: 385

Re: MWC QR1 Noobs Vs. Team Glad Schedule

These guys can't even beat a COOP map that they made.. How could they win at 2T anyway!?

Edit: CHEATING. That's the only way they can win at coop and its hard to cheat in 2T!
by Wank
01 Jul 2016, 03:06
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Myth Chat - Now on Discord:
Replies: 33
Views: 2852

Re: Myth Chat - Now on Discord:

Yea just what we need, another website to chat and send messages in to myth players.. Thus keeping people AFK CHAMPIN IN GAME.
by Wank
01 Jul 2016, 03:03
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Greatest myth feuds
Replies: 47
Views: 2054

Re: Greatest myth feuds

After MWC, I'll be hosting two tournaments in succession. First will be Myth2:CHATBLIGHTER There will be a $5 entry fee. It will be a points based debate tournament with a many ways to win. SPAM ROUND: Whoever can fill up the myth chat bar the most times in a 5 minute time frame will win $5. DEBATE ...
by Wank
24 Jun 2016, 16:07
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC2016 Pre-registration
Replies: 184
Views: 8252

Re: MWC2016 Pre-registration

So.. Is syn dissolved with paris leaving and adren 'looking through his old emails'??
by Wank
16 Jun 2016, 00:14
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC2016 Pre-registration
Replies: 184
Views: 8252

Re: MWC2016 Pre-registration

thread was fun til the paris essay, didnt read it. can you abridge it for those of us with ADHD please? ALL STAR TOURNEYS ARE CONTRIVED BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COORDINATE / HAVE TEAM CHEMISTRY. GKG WINS HIS TOURNEYS, PARIS DOESNT; GKG RIGS, PARIS DOESN'T. (caps lock for the adhd, assuming yelling at you ...
by Wank
13 Jun 2016, 23:01
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Funny
Replies: 2
Views: 612

Re: Funny

Yes and now we can laugh at ether / vihaan in garm with this new shrinking bar / perma dmg fun.
by Wank
11 Jun 2016, 20:14
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC2016 Pre-registration
Replies: 184
Views: 8252

Re: MWC2016 Pre-registration

Wank, nothing personal we just didn't see you towards the end of the tourney. Lets get you and anyone else we missed added to the team once rosters open back up. A hypothetical TMNT v Syn wouldn't be possible as I played for both teams. That said, today Syn is the team to beat. We will undoubtedly ...
by Wank
10 Jun 2016, 00:54
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC16 free agents thread
Replies: 16
Views: 1474

Re: MWC16 free agents thread

Team Glad (Derpageddon) Revan Krok Ether Fury Wank Vihaan Zoso Ron (pococopocopo) VieForPower Kronin Gabba Souly Babyshaker Ryders 0.03% Chance of actually attending as nearly half the team formed a suicide pact with Krok and Ether whom both have been MIA for some time now. Where is the team dermag...
by Wank
09 Jun 2016, 01:23
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: MWC2016 Pre-registration
Replies: 184
Views: 8252

Re: MWC2016 Pre-registration

I take my lack of invitation to syn as a personal vendetta to stop my undefeated in mwc gameplay status / I will champion for GKG's to keep rawr winless in mwc. Asmo want me as least populated team?

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