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by sasper
10 Nov 2018, 04:25
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Darwin Awards
Replies: 0
Views: 18

Darwin Awards

Who will win the next Darwin Award?
#1 Krok
#2 Adren
#3 Edulus
????
Mr Hands was my favourite.
by sasper
08 Nov 2018, 13:43
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: SURPISED
Replies: 1
Views: 21

Re: SURPISED

smoke my dick fuck fuckers. better than the best cigar you will ever get get
by sasper
08 Nov 2018, 13:41
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: SURPISED
Replies: 1
Views: 21

SURPISED

im surprised that that even that I've been permanently banned from those these forums, I can so easily get around with it with a proxy or vpn.
by sasper
07 Nov 2018, 12:35
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Sad State of Myth
Replies: 4
Views: 115

Re: Sad State of Myth

this is my tractor: 1979 BIG BUD 400/30
what is your's, krok?
by sasper
07 Nov 2018, 04:41
Forum: Asmo's Tournament 2018
Topic: STANDINGS - 3 week league
Replies: 1
Views: 95

Re: STANDINGS - 3 week league

nice. you know myth is in a good state when lso (1 baller) beats asmo (2 baller) 4-1. Paris (4 baller) beats wwo 3-2 (at least that makes sense). asmo ties wwo (wwo must have been drunk). lso beats paris 4-1, are you fucking kidding me? did Paris sustain a serious brain injury? also ties wwo? wtf th...
by sasper
14 Oct 2018, 08:45
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: gf
Replies: 2
Views: 59

Re: gf

krok what about you? I know you have to get your cat to lick your asshole but does he mind?
by sasper
14 Oct 2018, 08:41
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: gf
Replies: 2
Views: 59

gf

my gf had to wipe my ass today. she was bitching at me.
by sasper
13 Oct 2018, 17:15
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

even sunstyle could rape the ass off you krok
by sasper
13 Oct 2018, 17:11
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

why didn't you put yourself on the list? you're crazy as fuck. much worse than flatline in his good days
by sasper
12 Oct 2018, 15:53
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 3
Views: 38

Re: Miley Cyrus

no, myth died because it was made in 1997 and bungie sold the rights to it a few years later. it's fucken ancient mate.
by sasper
12 Oct 2018, 11:32
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 3
Views: 38

Re: Miley Cyrus

adren... what about you? how many times did jerk off to Justin Bieber when you caught him having anal with your bf Kanye west?
by sasper
12 Oct 2018, 11:21
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 3
Views: 38

Miley Cyrus

is it weird that I've jerked off to Miley Cyrus sex tape 20 time this week since I lost my gf?
by sasper
12 Oct 2018, 09:58
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

last time I fucked a Canadian, she kept saying, aboot, instead of about. fucking retards
by sasper
12 Oct 2018, 09:49
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

if you wanna speak australian, it's gday, not g'day. get your grammar right, Canadian wanker
by sasper
11 Oct 2018, 10:19
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

yeah did did bitch, just for example, I on kg, I was playing with with your hghs. you fucken sucked. I killed all 3 of them with no losses then raped the rest of you
by sasper
11 Oct 2018, 07:08
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME
Replies: 22
Views: 256

Re: Worst Myth Personality of ALL TIME

I voted for adrenaline, cause I beat him 50% in 1v1's even though he thinks he's a 5 baller
by sasper
07 Oct 2018, 16:35
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: girls
Replies: 3
Views: 65

girls

if girls weren't paid to fuck (hookers) do you think they would? i've fucked hundreds of hookers, became friends with some of them.
by sasper
30 Sep 2018, 05:12
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Myth Videos/YouTube
Replies: 21
Views: 7969

Re: Myth Videos/YouTube

by sasper
22 Sep 2018, 12:36
Forum: Asmo's Tournament 2018
Topic: Asmo's Draft Tournament - 2018
Replies: 28
Views: 600

Re: Asmo's Draft Tournament - 2018 5x5 version

LO fucking L - you putting yourself in same league as Adren, Paris, GKG, Gekko, PK, HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by sasper
22 Sep 2018, 10:51
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Hey Adren (Part 1)
Replies: 41
Views: 380

Re: Hey Adren (Part 1)

plus he's on his period
by sasper
22 Sep 2018, 10:51
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Hey Adren (Part 1)
Replies: 41
Views: 380

Re: Hey Adren (Part 1)

admen's pissed off cause I beat him with 3 arcs vs 2 hgh's on kg's and he thinks I'm a 2 baller and he's a 5 baller.
by sasper
22 Sep 2018, 10:41
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: attn: myth community
Replies: 3
Views: 420

Re: attn: myth community

enc is a frenchman. rule #1 never listen to a frenchman
by sasper
12 Aug 2018, 09:18
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010
Replies: 108
Views: 1713

Re: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010

gkg was a 3 baller. krok was a 4 baller. I am a 5 baller
by sasper
12 Aug 2018, 09:16
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010
Replies: 108
Views: 1713

Re: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010

gkg was always massively overrated. krok at least could play. I could beat him 70% of the time
by sasper
07 Aug 2018, 06:46
Forum: Myth World Cup 2018
Topic: Team Registration
Replies: 5
Views: 281

Re: Team Registration

can I still sign up and put me on vasazels team?
by sasper
05 Aug 2018, 05:13
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010
Replies: 108
Views: 1713

Re: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010

this was while adrenaline was smoking his own pubic hair
by sasper
05 Aug 2018, 05:11
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010
Replies: 108
Views: 1713

Re: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010

I pissed down kirks mums throat while ruining GKGs mums asshole with a baseball bat
by sasper
05 Aug 2018, 05:10
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010
Replies: 108
Views: 1713

Re: GKG vs Kirk Retirement Match 2010

they are both massively overrated
by sasper
01 Jul 2018, 21:11
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: How to install 1.8 Public Beta 1 (with pictures!)
Replies: 4
Views: 329

Re: How to install 1.8 Public Beta 1 (with pictures!)

yay for the news when you can't get myth anymore :D :D :D :D :D: D:D :D
by sasper
18 Jun 2018, 12:10
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: myth dl
Replies: 8
Views: 442

Re: myth dl

since end's dl went down, I think your only option is to get an ancient original cd copy from eBay etc... or maybe a torrent
by sasper
08 Jun 2018, 03:44
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: clits
Replies: 2
Views: 178

clits

does anyone else feel a little bit gay when you down a girl, cause clits are a bit like micropenises? like admen's, and kirk's?
by sasper
13 May 2018, 04:25
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: ATTN : SHAISTER
Replies: 2
Views: 239

Re: ATTN : SHAISTER

nah no one reads these these forums. kim jong un should just point his nukes at france so we can get rid of all the francophiles and especially enculator
by sasper
09 May 2018, 17:19
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: GKG ON SUICIDE WATCH
Replies: 3
Views: 287

Re: GKG ON SUICIDE WATCH

if anyone should commit suicide it should be newskin. that faggorama sucks 27 dicks a day.
by sasper
16 Apr 2018, 16:10
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: HEY ALFI
Replies: 14
Views: 620

Re: HEY ALFI

ROFLMAO! SUP POGUE? LONG TIME NO SEE, HEARD U MOVED TO CANADA SINCE TRUMP WAS ELECTED I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT! SO TELL ME, IS THAT TRUE YA MAGNIFICENT PATRIOT, HAVE U BECOME A FUCKING LIBTARDISTIC ZAKLOFOID? LOL STFU idiot, I'VE LIVED IN CANUCKISTAN FOR YEARS. SNOW idiot GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD THAN...
by sasper
16 Apr 2018, 16:03
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: HEY ALFI
Replies: 14
Views: 620

Re: HEY ALFI

you might have a slight edge in me in multi, but that's only cause I'm too lazy too lazy to use forms or observer constants and play with a trackpad. otherwise I rape rape your curly haired arse
by sasper
16 Apr 2018, 15:59
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: HEY ALFI
Replies: 14
Views: 620

Re: HEY ALFI

krok this is shit. you know fuck all about coop. I've done stair of grief with 100% left 10s of times solo.
by sasper
29 Mar 2018, 15:25
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: smoking my pubes
Replies: 1
Views: 181

Re: smoking my pubes

makes me feel like a trow
by sasper
29 Mar 2018, 15:21
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: smoking my pubes
Replies: 1
Views: 181

smoking my pubes

i'ves been smoking my pubes recently. it's a bit like ice, or heroin, but better
by sasper
26 Mar 2018, 15:37
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: HEY ALFI
Replies: 14
Views: 620

Re: HEY ALFI

you got fuck all on me and shaker bish. we can do that faster with 0 losses.
by sasper
20 Mar 2018, 09:06
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: DENTIST'S HOST RAGE DROP GAPING LOL
Replies: 9
Views: 415

Re: DENTIST'S HOST RAGE DROP GAPING LOL

enc be french. they be cunts. nobody listen to him. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by sasper
17 Mar 2018, 01:38
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: DENTIST'S HOST RAGE DROP GAPING LOL
Replies: 9
Views: 415

Re: DENTIST'S HOST RAGE DROP GAPING LOL

i owned krok over 9000 times with my baseball bat bat up his anus, but it started bleeding so i had to take him to hospital. he made a recovery, though.
by sasper
14 Mar 2018, 10:06
Forum: The Garnish Gala
Topic: Single Elimination
Replies: 5
Views: 653

Re: Single Elimination

who be garnish?
by sasper
10 Feb 2018, 21:12
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: prostitutes
Replies: 1
Views: 189

prostitutes

how many prostitutes have you fucked? i can only estimate, but when i was between girlfriends, it was roughly 300. 3 of them are still my best friends.
by sasper
27 Jan 2018, 04:28
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Map inspiration
Replies: 22
Views: 1010

Re: Map inspiration

has someone been taking too many baseball bats up the ass? i'm looking at you, garnish.
by sasper
27 Jan 2018, 04:26
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Map inspiration
Replies: 22
Views: 1010

Re: Map inspiration

wtf is going on with appalling pictures?
by sasper
22 Jan 2018, 07:14
Forum: Godhead Articles
Topic: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART
Replies: 7
Views: 570

Re: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART

ava make wiping your ass with your wrong hand seem fun
by sasper
22 Jan 2018, 07:14
Forum: Godhead Articles
Topic: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART
Replies: 7
Views: 570

Re: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART

no one plays ava since it's the single shittest 3rd party map ever made
by sasper
21 Jan 2018, 07:34
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: 3 celebrities
Replies: 1
Views: 203

3 celebrities

if you could kill 3 celebrities, and just get away with it, who would they be?
mine would be:
justin beeber
kim kardarshasheran
her hus husband.
by sasper
18 Jan 2018, 10:48
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Unit inspiration
Replies: 28
Views: 1105

Re: Unit inspiration

even adren when he takes a two minute break getting fucked up the ass could come up with something better

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